The degree of shambles your life is in.


    • Me:
      Oh god I dropped the fritter on the floor.

    • Dad:
      Okay, pick it up.

    • Me:
      NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT.

    • Me:
      *falls to floor, curled up in fetal position*

    • Dad:
      You sound like a whale.

    • Me:
      AUUUUUUUUUGH.