The degree of shambles your life is in.
Mom:
Your boobs look bigger than normal.
Me:
Hmm. Maybe I'm pregnant.
Mom:
...
Mom:
...
Mom:
...
Me:
I'M NOT PREGNANT.
Posted 11 months ago
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