Jean-Marc Nattier, Portrait of Marquise d’Antin, oil painting, 1738.
Darth, Selfie, photoshop, 2014.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH INSIDE AMY SCHUMER
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
In my middle school history class we would sometimes have a substitute teacher who was the son of our regular teacher. Obviously she was grumpy and horrible and he was young and cool and previously worked in youth psychiatric home so he knew how to wrestle kids to the ground (and he demonstrated on us after making us promise not to tell anyone). Anyway whenever we’d complain about having to do something, he’d start making a siren noise and then yell “OH MY GOD IT’S THE WAAAHMBULANCE” and it is taking everything I have not to yell that at everyone around me.